M: I really don't want to have to see that movie.
A: You know you're going to. I haven't even read the books.
M: I don't know, I still haven't seen Magic Mike.
A: This is a travesty.
M: Clearly you need to come down here and watch it with me.
A: JetBlue should have a plane on standby for emergencies like this.
M: The Magic Mike Special.
A: The pilots all wear assless chaps.
M: This is a million dollar idea.
A: Don't tell Richard Branson.
M: Thighs in the Skies.
A: Have I told you lately that I love you?
M: Yes but I'll take it.
A: The flight attendants are all Joe Mangangalalaoo.
M: Joe Manicotti.
A: Joe Macarena.
M: Joe Maxipad.
A: Joe Manifold.
M: Joe Take Your Shirt Off.
M: What?
A: I don't think that's the correct spelling.
M: It's phonetic.
A: "Please put your tray table up as I prepare you for landing."
M: Hahahahaaaa.
A: *high five*
I first saw Jamie Dornan in The Fall, and I just can't shake the creepy feeling...
ReplyDeleteI read the book. There, I admitted it.
ReplyDeleteI read ALL the books (no, they didn't get any better in case you were wondering) and am now much more likely to see the movie for a reason beyond shits & giggles because this Dornan fellow is involved.
ReplyDelete"Please put your tray table up as I prepare you for landing." -- Day. made.
"Please buckle up, we might experience some turbulence"
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