Sephora F&F! Is Why We Are Broke.

A: The Sephora VIB 20% off F&F* starts tomorrow. This year I've decided to go for it and just buy the shit I never let myself buy.

M: Ooooh, like WHAT? I am going to get myself a real Clarisonic Mia. My fake one broke.

A: DEWIT. For one, I'm buying another GD Fresh Plum Sugar lip thingy because its very annoying to live without it even though it's too expensive for what it is.

M: Dang it, the Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick in Beso is sold out. My friend Lili said it's life changing. Maybe I'll try it in Fiery instead?

A: Go for Fiery! And now I want that too even though I know what will happen.

M: You won't wear it?

A: I will put it on crooked and it will set before I can't fix it and then I will basically destroy my lips trying to get it off. Not that I've done this or anything. Nope.

M: That definitely doesn't sound like something you would do. Ahem. Oh, I also want the Tarte Amazonian Clay Foundation even though I still love my Smashbox stuff because I am FICKLE.

A: Cheater! I still love the Smashbox stuff, though I'm worried about how my skin will react in the winter months. Hate winter.  I'm going to order more of my Nars concealer because I still dig it. Unless there's one that's better? I'm a concealer whore.

M: See, you are fickle too. I want to be one of those women who is devoted to a certain product but it's just not happening.

A: I have a few things that I will love forever but otherwise I'm always convinced the Next Best Thing is out there. Like, I need shampoo and conditioner. I might try the Living Proof Full stuff.

M: Living Proof is supposed to be great stuff for you straight hairs.

A: I already like their No Frizz line, but it works best when it's rainy/humid out.

M: The Prime Style Extender or whatever it's called has been so revered by some of my Twitter friends that it makes me want to try it even though it is clearly not for my hair.

A: Ohhhh, I want to try that badly. Maybe I get that too. I'm also (finally) going to by the Benefit High Brow because I've wanted it for eighty years.

M: Did the fake NYX stuff not work?

A: Oh, that's kind of a different product? Though they do make a pencil that's closer to the Benefit stuff. This one. Remember? You made fun of the name.

M: Oh right. It's hard to keep track of what I have made fun of.

A: Mmm hmm. What else are you going to buy? TELL ME.

M: Well honestly, the Mia, foundation, and lip stuff has already put me over my spending limit. I'm out of my individual false eyelashes that I use for video shoots but that's it.

A: I think that's a fair haul. Now I'm waffling on the High Brow. SEE? This is why I never buy it.

M: Have you tried it before? It kind of sounds like bullshit to me.

A: All Benefit products sound like bullshit to me.

M: Truth.

*Don't kill us but you have to have VIB status to get this discount. Sephora is mean.