The Great Equalizer.

A: This photo is my everything.

M: LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS. She totally misplaced her cool.

A: She is practically hopping up and down. Like you do when you meet Idris Elba.

M: I know we just used it but I think this is the appropriate place for this again:

A: Oh yeah:

M: WHY IS HE THE BEST.

A: HE REALLY IS JUST THE BEST BEST. AND HE KNOWS IT:

M: 

A: Okay, even Oprah:

A: EVEN OPRAH.

M: She's only human.

A: She's not human, she's Oprah. But his powers are strong.

M: He's the great equalizer.

A: Yes indeed.