M: Matthew McConahey won a GG. Meh. I have cute boy ennui.
A: When he won he said, "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" which made me giggle.
M: That made me giggle too. AND WHO ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT.
A: I DON'T KNOW. I'm stuck. I'm having a hard time moving past Idris and Larry Mullen Jr HUGGING at the GGs. My brain couldn't even process it.
M: They are adorable man friends. Speaking of which, oh! I have one! I don't find Bumbershoot Cucumber all that attractive, but Fassbender. This makes me happy:
A: Yes! I was just going to send you that! Fassbender doesn't do much for me but I like Bendildblah Cumberflaaahh just fine.
M: Conveniently there is one for each of us! And really? No love for the Fassbender?
A: Well...
M: Wait, he reminds me a little bit of my husband there. I have...a type.
A: Well now. That picture is making me wonder if maybe I've misjudged him. I just remember some creepy photos of him crying.
M: No no, not crying. Smirky and scruffy and yeah:
A: I do like him all beardy. And, um, BOWTIE:
M: It always comes back to the bowtie. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FINI:
A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
M: I just burst into "The Circle of Life".
A: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
M: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fassbinder: so hot, and yet the domestic violence rap against him makes me say "no way".
ReplyDeleteAw, really? Well that is beyond disappointing to hear. (clearly I know nothing about him other than what he looks like)
DeleteSeconding Chelsea. I'm glad to hear that you two didn't know about it, but yeah, he's a dirtbag.
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