M: Lady is 72 and FLAWLESS.
A: I love that she's like, SERUM EVERYWHERES.
M: Bathe in it! She's my hero.
A: Seriously. And you know when Martha says a certain eye cream is from the "expensive" line you probably shouldn't even bother to look it up.
M: I want that spray lotion. Right this very second while I sit at my desk.
A: Well, I know you hate the lotion process. I think you need, like, a lotion spray booth. In your house.
M: I DO NEED THAT.
A: Um, it's not a real thing. I made it up.
M: But but but.
A: Oh honey. I'm sorry.
M: I bet Gwyneth has a lotion shower.
A: Well, I guess you should just go do a blog with Gwyneth then.
M: Well that's no fun.
A: You know, if you want to hang out in her lotion booth drinking MINT FLAVORED LIQUID CHLOROPHYLL who am I to stop you?
M: Nope. NOPE. #NOPE
LOTION BOOTH LMAO
ReplyDeleteYet again we think alike. I am so slow on my blog reading, I wrote in a frenzy last night, posted today, and then read this. I love you two.
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