My Pharrellentine. (Shut up, it works.)

A: So, I was going to boycott Valentine's Day and then I decided Pharrell could be my Valentine. My Pharrellentine, if you will.

M: He is just the cutest.

A: And he never ages!

M: He may have a deal with the devil.

A: No no! He would never.

M: I'm just saying he had a hand in like every hit song last year and he even looks cute in ridiculous hats.

A: Well, and he doesn't look a day over 27. Hmm. There might be something in that. He is fond of goats.

M: I can't say I give a damn.

A: Nope, me either. I adore him.

M: Toterly.