Yay! Winter Sports Things!

source: The Sartorialist

A: Er...fashion?

M: Clearly she's multi-tasking. Sports, library, maybe a drag show.

A: It's a fashion triathlon is what you're saying.

M: Well, the Olympics are coming up.

A: You know how I feel about Olympic fashion.

M: That right there is like an Ugly Christmas Sweater on the Fourth of July. Unholy.

A: Was Ralph Lauren's mother killed by a runaway bobsled?

M: I do sense a lot of rage there.

A: There's not really another explanation for it.

M: BRB looking for photo galleries of hot Olympians.

A: I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU:

M: I'm sorry I cannot take people seriously in those SWEATERS.

A: I am having no problem seeing past (under?) it.

M: NOW WE'RE TALKING:

A: WHEE!

M: Turns out I am a big fan of the bobsled! HUGE FAN.

A: Oh yeah! I'm also really into whatever sport this guy does:

M: It looks like it involves snow? Maybe? Don't care.

A: And this guy does some kind of slidey snow thing:

M: Yay sports! Go team!

A: Yay! I love snow sport things.

M: Maybe we will survive winter after all.

A: Drink?

M: Cheers!