Boys R Dumb.

A: We need a cute boy entry, I suppose. I'm off dudes.

M: Ugh, men. Someone was saying that Captain America was hot but I was not impressed.

A: Meh, he's too vanilla for my tastes but, um:

M: Derp face.

A: Right? Ruins it.

A: I did recently stumble upon a Belstaff ad featuring David Beckham. It was real good stuff.

M: He's reliably amazing.

A: He would like to make you lunch on a completely filthy grill:

M: DAVID BECKHAM I WILL EAT YOUR MYSTERY MEAT WAIT THAT SOUNDS DIRTY WHATEVER. #MEAT

A: GOAT GOAT GOAT.

M: He's wearing an awful lot of clothes, you know.

A: Here you go:

M: There it is.

A: Happy Friday.

M: Goat dancing twins kissy face martini glass.