Can't Reach.

A: Everything about this made me roll my eyes so hard I think they got stuck in my brain:

"I don’t remember what I was shooting but I love how my assistant Camilla caught the line
 of my skinny Gap jeans and slim Aspesi coat,  and sleek New Balance sneaks (all Navy color(?))."

M: I think he's shooting a parking meter and wondering how he'll get his quarter in there.

A: Thank you! I just snorted so hard my eyeballs came back around.

M: "What is up there on the top shelves? What mysteries do they hold?"

A: "CAMILLA. TOP SHELVES."

M: "I NEED A BOOST CAMILLA."

A: "CAMILLA. STEP LADDER. NO, THE TALLER ONE."

M: "GODDAMMIT CAMILLA WHERE IS MY BOOSTER SEAT??!?"

A:

M:

A: WEEZING.

M: Keep trying, buddy!