M: Do you watch Hart of Dixie?
A: No ma'am.
M: Goddammit. Okay did you watch Chuck?
A: Yes!
M: Okay! Remember the funny but freakishly Ken Doll looking brother-in-law?
A: Captain Awesome!
M: YES! Who I adore but never found super attractive. He's now on Hart of Dixie and more Ken-like than ever but...
A: SOLD. I'LL TAKE TWO.
M: HELLO MA'AM DO YOU NEED ME TO LIFT SOMETHING HEAVY?
A: (^*^%#%$#%$@#^@$#@^%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!1
M: What is happening here? Oh wait don't care.
A: My goodness. That's is all so good.
M: That's is.
A: Exactly.
Wow! I'll take two, too! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI STOPED BREATHING at the shirtless gun photo. *fans herself*
ReplyDeleteI can't read another post without telling you - I LOVE YOU GIRLS!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I look forward to these posts so much. That and the Shobbit ones - but of course, everything you do is fabulous.
You're my faves!!