A: I'm still cracking up about our last SHobbit email post.
M: Me TOO. The panda!
A: BRILLIANT.
M: Laughing all over again.
A: I missed picking on that little jerk.
M: Me too.
A: CAMILLA. DOOR KNOB.
M: GODDAMMIT CAMILLA! NEED A BOOST.
A: LEG UP, CAMILLA.
M: Camilla! Seriously, dying.
A: I think we need to explore Camilla.
M: Yes, Camilla. The SHobbit's woebegone Amazonian assistant should go viral.
A: POOR CAMILLA. Remember when he advertised for her?
M: CAMILLA ARE YOU WEARING FLATS?!
A: How much does Camilla hate him?
M: So much. She lets the hem out on his pants so he thinks he is shrinking.
A: In laughing too hard to tyyype
M: Every week she hangs all the mirrors an inch higher.
A: I fucking love that girl.
M: She's devious but downtrodden. He makes her wear all the really dumpy Marni.
A: He doesn't want her to feel too good about herself!
M: CAMILLA IS THAT J.CREW DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JENNA LYONS.
A: The next day she replaced all his "pants" with actual pants.
M: CAMILLA!!!!
*photo source: blog.tinafreydesigns.com
I'm amazed y'all haven't received a cease and desist yet ;)
ReplyDeleteWe can't WAIT.
DeleteYou may need to start a 'Save Camilla' Kickstarter!
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