M: LET'S TALK ABOUT LADY GAGA'S BOYFRIEND SHALL WE?
A: Hmm. Nice from the neck down but he's got derp face.
M: Oh I DISAGREE. Amazing eyes and jawline:
A: Oh, now that works for me. All of it.
A: HOW is this Lady Gaga's boyfriend? I see her dating someone... not human. Maybe a centaur?
M: Possibly a warlock? I don't know how this works at all.
A: The shoes she's wearing in that picture. Full body cringe.
M: Those shoes make me actually angry.
A: I want to punch them in the face.
M: LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK:
A: Um, what is happening there?
M: Don't care.
A: herp derp:
M: He just needs to keep his mouth closed.
A: Well, that goes without saying. That boy doesn't look like he has two thoughts to rub together.
M: Don't currrr.
A: I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga isn't with him for his brains.
M: CARRY ME, MAN MEAT!
A: SHOE RAGE. SHOOOOEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
M: RAAAAGE.
A:
M: Sigh.
Idris makes everything a-OK. Every horrible, hell-spawned shoes.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of makes sense when you think that he's a werewolf...at least in Vampire Diaries...and maybe also in real life.
ReplyDeleteWho needs to walk when you have man meat to carry you? I'd be wearing my stilettos way more often if I had my own personal man-rickshaw. Manshaw?
ReplyDeleteThat guy was on Vampire Diaries when I still watched it. He's fine, I guess. No Idris Elba. She better stay away from Idris Elba!
ReplyDeleteGaga should record "Money can buy you ass" to the tune of Countess Louanne's, "Money can't buy you class".
ReplyDeletea centaur lol.
ReplyDeleteSo ladies- have you been seeing these Sauza commercials? Very clever...;)
In the event that you haven't, here are a couple of them. You're welcome. Even if you have already seen them ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dQUq_CFJ2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWnIhFd8gA