Not Cute.

A: I certainly did not die of cuteness. I think she could do so much better.

M: Sorry, I had to stop at "she had this body" for a mandatory puke break and a lie down.

A: He never fails to be completely disgusting.

M: Still not ready.

A: You take all the time you need. I think this comment is VERY INTERESTING:

Any who attends fashion week will know Scott has a new, younger girlfriend who he doesn't hid the fact is his new squeeze.

M: Oh my god. Do people still get the vapors? Because I think I have the vapors.

A: Are smelling salts still a thing? Would Sephora carry that?

M: Maybe Ulta.

A: Here:

source: The Sartorialist

M: NOT HELPING.

A: MAYBE THAT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.

M: Oh he would never.

A: Oh, I know. I'm sure it's some amazonian young...Camilla.

M: CAMILLA IS THIS WHOLE MILK.

A: CAMILLA SLOUCH MORE. MORE.

M: CAMILLA I SWEAR TO GOD IF THOSE ARE SNEAKER WEDGES.

A: CAMILLA! TOP SHELF.

M: CAMILLA I JUST CAN'T WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

A: CAMILLA CALL KANYE. KANYE. WEST. YES I KNOW HIM.

A: Poor Camilla.