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M: You know...Garance posted that she was in NY over the holiday weekend, and the SHobbit is posting photos from NY and Milan...WHAT ABOUT KAYNE'S WEDDING?
A: OH BURRRRNNNNNN.
M: CAMILLA GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE MAIL?
A: CAMILLA YOU KNOW I CAN'T REACH THAT SHELF.
M: I SWEAR IF YOU HID THE MAIL FROM ME AGAIN. CAMILLA COME BACK THIS INSTANT.
A: ARE THOSE PLATFORM WEDGES?
M: WHAT IS THAT SMELL? CAMILLA HAVE YOU BEEN SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH???!?1!
A: CAMILLA I NEED A BOOST! NO I CAN'T REACH THE SINK WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
M: NO I WON'T BUY A STEPSTOOL WHO DO YOU THINK I AM.
A: KANYE? YEAH, GO WORK FOR HIM AND SEE HOW THAT GOES.
M: I HEAR HIS ASSISTANT ISN'T ALLOWED TO USE THE BATHROOM.
A: DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
M: I WILL SLAP THAT LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE WOULD YOU BEND OVER PLEASE? MORE!
A: CAMILLA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING CAN YOU GET THE MAIL FIRST.
M: CAMILLLLAAAAAAA!
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