Jumanji!

Hey all! So the "M" is today's conversation is my younger sister Molly who texted me about her pedicure and unwittingly became a guest blogger. Shit happens. If you can't get enough, follow her on Twitter! (And me too for that matter.) 

M: I got my first ever pedicure today! On an extremely long lunch break, haha.

A: Awesome, where did you go?

M: A lovely place called Sunshine Nails. I liked it!

A: Good! Did they have massage chairs?

M: Yesssss. I had no idea.

A: Those are the best but they will violate you.

M: Oh yeah. I had to squeeze out of it a few times.

A: If you go often enough your ass will toughen up. (Don’t take out of context pls.)

A: You are totally going to show this to Corey.

M: Hahahaha.

M: Possibly.

A: I understand.

M: Also, I read this Cosmo confession while my toes dried.. it was kinda funny in my head, but when I tried to read it out loud to my friend I CRIED laughing for some reason.

M: So of course I took a pic. Even though it's not all that hilarious... I'm so lame.

A: HAAAA. NERD. JUMANJI.

A: (I would totally do something like that.)

M: That's EXACTLY what I said!

M: I couldn't finish reading it out loud

A: I’M DRUNK KIRSTEN AND I LURVE YOU IN THAT MONKEY MOVIE.

M: WHAT'S ROBIN WILLIAMS LIKE.

A: I BET HE SMELLS BAD.

M: "She didn't really respond." HA.

A: I can’t imagine why.