BUY THIS (So We Don't Have To): Piperlime Shoe Sale.

Today only! Piperlime is offering 25% off of all shoes and boots with code FANCYFEET (plus 7.0% back with eBates.) I really want boots but I don’t neeeeeed boots... but maybe you do? You probably do. No, you really do. Maybe you need these:

Joie Jodi

Or damn, you probably really do need these:

Frye Abigail Zip Short

Or maybe you live somewhere with horrifying winters?

Sorel Tofino

Or maybe you want to make me cry. Sob.

Loeffler Randall Marit

Wait! I know, you just want some really cute sneakers:

Vans classic slip-on

No? Not a fan? Now you're just being difficult. Fine, just buy these (but I get to name them):

Marc by Marc Jacobs Mouse flat

You can thank me later.