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| source: The Sartorialist |
A: I don’t. What is. Wait. Ow.
L: All I see here is her giant zipper.....area.
A: I was momentarily distracted by the expanse of her chest and then, eep. Crotchy.
L: It's sort of like she's given a camel toe a face?
A: I kind of like everything else she's doing and then I get hit with crotch.
L: The poor dear. You know she thought she was lookin' good that morning (so close!) but when she saw those pics she fainted.
A: Maybe, or maybe she thinks crotch is the new black.
L: DON'T PUT THAT INTO THE UNIVERSE!
A: Too late. Done. *jazz hands*
L: UNDO, UNDO!
A: TOO LATE. CROTCH TIME.
Is it possible that's actually a guy? Either way: gross.
ReplyDeleteNope, it's a woman. A fashion editor, if I remember correctly. The one that SHobbit caught bra-less once.
ReplyDelete#crotchisthenewblack how can we go about making this trend on Twitter?
ReplyDeleteHahahaaaa
DeleteI think she's trans....we should ease up.
ReplyDeleteJust to be clear - we were bagging on her outfit, not her looks.
ReplyDeleteShe's a fashion editor. I like the red shirt, glasses, hair and the clutch. As I'm nearly as thin as her and have no chest, I admire her bold style. But the crotch... OMG!! Does she even wear knickers underneath?
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