L: I hardly ever pay attention to Goop, but her vagina steaming made me look. Let's play a guessing game about what each one of these things actually is:
A: Sex Bark: Organic fair-trade bark from a Mongolian tree that when chewed provides a 'transcendent coupling experience."
L: Moon Juice: Full-body, replenishing nature elixir which will bring your female form back into spiritual alignment when its your lady time. Made from responsibly harvested baby placentas.
A: Spirit Truffles: The ghosts of European truffle hogs are resurrected to sniff out phantom truffles which are served as an artisnal ectoplasmic foam atop a shot of wheatgrass juice.
L: I am guessing we are 100% correct.
A: I think it's pretty nice of us to translate this for all our readers. Goopy kind of sucks at explaining things the right way.
L: Words are our gift.
A: Namaste.
LMAO, you guys are right on point.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I know, it's inane as a comment, but that's what happened. Too clever, well done :)
ReplyDeleteSo this is what the Trufflebutter song is all about.
ReplyDeleteThe answer can be found, at least in part, through a study of the early church ecumenical councils.
ReplyDeleteJesus incarnates into a very cosmopolitan online translation environment. His public teachings are simple and straightforward. However, after his crucifixion, resurrection, and ascension, his followers find themselves in a defensive position.