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A: Really. REALLY?
L: I assume these are the back legs of a horse, yes?
A: Definitely hoofy.
L: OK, I'm going to have sympathy for a moment: I never get things hemmed because I'm lazy but also SHORT.
A: Do you let your pants drag on the ground all up under your shoes? Because this is an epidemic:
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L: Sadly, I can't say I don't do that (more with maxi dresses than with pants). But I can promise you I am not making a statement by doing so.
A: I am abnormally concerned about the filthy hems of fashion people. I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOU TOO.
L: I should probably also tell you that I don't launder my clothes as often as I should. Not even the floor draggy ones. And the New York City streets? Who knows what happens on them.
A: I am very, very bad about dry cleaning things, it's okay. I just can't stand the long-pants hoof. AND, it's distracting me from this disturbing trend:
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L: Is that a.... sports bra.... under there?
A: I didn't even notice, all I see is her gigantic shoes.
L: No doubt going for that timeless, pre-spring 2015 look.
A: I'm already looking at Fall 2016. Pre-Spring 2015 is sooooo Fall 2013.
L: Ain't that the truth.
She put her feet on the wrong way. Which....is only scratching the surface here.
ReplyDelete<-- hemmer of pants for sure.
ReplyDeleteMonica, www.pear-shaped-gal.com
These trousers... these shoes.... My eyes hurt!! I sort of understand a fascination of a certain sartorial guru with too long trousers - after all it will be such a change for him to shop outside kids's section AND not talking Camilla into hemming the cuffs. But otherwise, I have no comprehension at all for this hideous and sanitary-risky trend.
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