A: We're going to need to talk about this.
L: Oh, honey. You're wearing penis pants!
A: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
L: I think once you're Seinfeld-level wealthy people stop telling you when things are a bad idea. This is just a guess.
A: I'm sure Jerry was like, "Hey, honey? Um...nothing. Never mind."
L: "What's the deal with diaper pants?" Could you imagine if Elaine wore those?
A: There would be an entire episode about the penis pants!
L: These are definitely Puffy Shirt level funny.
A: But I don't wanna be a pirate!
L: I have to say I'd like to see these on Kramer.
A: No. No. Stop that.
L: Ankles on display. Maybe with an urban sombrero?
A: LALALALAICAN'THEARYOU
L: OWN IT:
A: You know what I realized? Those penis pants are probably Rachel Comey. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER.
L: She's evil. Clearly.
A: !!!!!
L: I quit.
Oh, dear...
ReplyDeletebah ha ha ha ha. ridiculous looking. totally would have been an episode...
ReplyDeleteThose pants could have fueled an entire season.
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Now, I understand how those could end up on one's person; they are the summum of comfort, and one could fool oneself into thinking that one looks like is a film director, perhaps barking into a megaphone (or is that the ringleader of a circus? Or both?) a Japanese soldier, an Arabian horseman....
Until one sees a photograph of oneself.
I can only imagine what the butt looks like.
Let's just look away, shall we, rather? I already can't unsee the front.
Maybe when you get to that level of wealth, people do tell you when it's a bad idea...but you don't listen- you just get all diva-indignant about it.
"Peasants! You have no idea of how avant-garde my penis-pants are!"
Meanwhile Rachel Comey is laughing her ass off.
(Daughter's got the gams though, eh? And considerably more flattering sense of style. Not much of a contest, but still.)
Those are what my dad calls "Bodabs"...short for "big old d--- and b---s." Yes, we are a classy bunch.
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