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| source: The Sartorialist |
L: She looks so lovely until you get to the hems.
A: She's even layering chunky knits like a boss! And then...womp.
L: OK, on the plus side? She is upcycling! (God I hope so, and simultaneously desperately hope she did not pay retail for those.)
A: Um.
L: Rachel Comey, WHY DO YOU HATE US?
A: THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS.
L: No, that makes sense. In a world where a downpayment on a small two bedroom apartment in NYC is $200K, that toooooooootally makes sense.
A: I am not thinking like a Fashion Person. I am also not layering chunky knits with a jaunty knit scarf.
L: But are you topping off your look with a hair-colored beanie?
A: And I don't know what bag that is but I want it. And her eyebrows. Not her shoes.
L: She does have effortlessly lovely brows! Let's just start over with her outfit from there.
A: I can't unsee those pants, Lili.
L: Straight outta dELiA*s!
A: #NOPE
L: I'll only go back to the 90s if I get my unappreciated, high-school body back.
A: Doc Martens were the only good thing about the 90s.
L: You know? Docs would've totally made her outfit better.
A: THEY WOULD HAVE.
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ReplyDeleteIt looks like she stole a pair from the Satorialist's closet and let the hems down.
ReplyDeleteHAAA! So true.
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