M: These are Rag and Bone knit shorts printed to look like distressed denim.
A: …
M: Je suis confuse
A: WHAT IN THE WHAAAA
M: Like
M: What
A: No no no
M: The button is screen printed on
A: It's turrible
M: It's like a PHOTO of their $200 jean shorts
A: How much were they?
M: $50
A: It’s funny. And MEAN.
M: I got excited for .0005 seconds.
Act Two
M: WHY
A: Again! NO. It’s just so mean!
M: $70!
A: WTF
M: THEY ARE NOT EVEN DENIM
A: What are they made of? Disappointment?
M: Thick jersey. Like sweatpants. They are so awful, pics don’t do justice.
A: Um, those shorts come in a jean version.
M: SHUT UPPPPPP
M: BURN IT ALL DOWN
M:
Act Three
A: I'm getting a pedicure. It's being ruined by the lady next to me who's loud and seems to think the pedicurist is also a free podiatrist.
M: I just got a mani pedi for the shoot tomorrow. I went back to the mint green on my toes.
A: That was so cute.
M: I'm getting to you. Next you'll get distressed shorts.
A: I only want distressed shorts if they're a photograph of distressed denim shorts printed on regular shorts.
M: I can hook you up
A: SWEET.
I MISSED THESE!
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Well, done, all 3 acts :)
AG had some similar jeans called digital deluxe (I think, don't quote me) and were even more expensive than real distressed denim. What the what??!
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