A Denim Tragedy In Three Acts.

Act One

M: These are Rag and Bone knit shorts printed to look like distressed denim.

A: …

M: Je suis confuse

A: WHAT IN THE WHAAAA

M: Like

M: What

A: No no no

M: The button is screen printed on

A: It's turrible

M: It's like a PHOTO of their $200 jean shorts

A: How much were they?

M: $50

A: It’s funny. And MEAN.

M: I got excited for .0005 seconds.

Act Two

M: WHY

A: Again! NO. It’s just so mean!

M: $70!

A: WTF

M: THEY ARE NOT EVEN DENIM

A: What are they made of? Disappointment?

M: Thick jersey. Like sweatpants. They are so awful, pics don’t do justice.

A: Um, those shorts come in a jean version.

M: SHUT UPPPPPP

M: BURN IT ALL DOWN

M: 

Act Three

A: I'm getting a pedicure. It's being ruined by the lady next to me who's loud and seems to think the pedicurist is also a free podiatrist.

M: I just got a mani pedi for the shoot tomorrow. I went back to the mint green on my toes.

A: That was so cute.

M: I'm getting to you. Next you'll get distressed shorts.

A: I only want distressed shorts if they're a photograph of distressed denim shorts printed on regular shorts.

M: I can hook you up

A: SWEET.