A: Any cute boy suggestions?
M: That ridiculous Brock O'Hurn guy on insta?
A: I have no idea who that is. Pls hold.
M: Oh you are in for a treat. He does not look real.
A: Great Christ Almighty.
M: You're welcome.
A: He was made in a 3D printer.
M: By a benevolent God.
A: Shh, I’m watching him slo-mo jump backwards into the ocean. On repeat.
M: Yeah you are
A: *Clears calendar*
M: Watch him do a man bun. I'll wait.
A: I JUST LEARNED THINGS.
M: Valuable things
A: Priceless things.
Lol
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDelete"Great Christ Almighty" LOL. Truer words have never been spoken.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I even liked long man hair and man buns but . . . recalibrating . . . .
ReplyDeleteI know right?
DeleteHis man bun is very . . . manly. We can share hair elastics.
ReplyDeleteOof.
ReplyDeleteYum. THANK YOU! Needed this today!!
ReplyDeleteWhoa!
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