BUY THIS (Because Marianne Did): LOFT Patched Jeans

M: I got jeans from LOFT that I expected to be a total disappointment and they are cute and flattering and a size smaller than my usual. Win.

A: Yay! I always forget about LOFT.

M: Oh, it’s really good now.

M: Impossible to take a pic:

A: CUTE

M: They are super flattering.

A: I shall go to LOFT.

M: These:

Relaxed skinny jeans in patched dark indigo wash

A: I WANT

M: There I go again.

A: Jerk.

M: Sooorrrry

M: I mean, they are good, right? I’m baffled. They should not be so good.

A: They’re really good!

M: You just like seeing my butt.

A: This is true.

M: I guess now all I have left to do is fold that jerk basket of laundry leering at me.