 |
| Boden Ravello Top |
A: Am I snow-blind?
M: Oh I think it's cute. When you said owl print I was picturing more like:
A: Actually, now I want that too.
M: No you don't.
M: Let’s try to stay on task.
A: ????
M: My six year old would love that.
A: But seriously, Boden is a slippery slope. If I look at enough quirky prints they start seeming normal and I don't know how to judge.
M: I think the Boden owl print is great and man, I wish I could pull off that cut without looking pregnant.
A: I don't know that I'm pulling it off but I don't care.
M: No it's super cute on you.
A: Now I just need Boden to be priced like Old Navy.
M: Let's focus all of our powers on that, shall we? Because the $15 fit and flare dresses from Old Navy were a terrible disappointment.
A: That is such a bummer but not very surprising.
M: I'm back to square one.
A: What about this one?
 |
| Women's Ponte Flounce Skirt Dress |
M: Lands End usually fits me TERRIBLY. Makes me look super mumsy. But that looks tempting.
A: Yeah, it could definitely go either way.
M: Like, I think this looks pretty EXCEPT.
A: Mother effing CAP SLEEVES.
A: This one would be cute if you were, like, a really big fan of Star Trek:
 |
| Tahari Colorblock Ponte Fit & Flare Dress |
A: Sorry, that's probably not helpful.
M: I actually LIKE that, thank you very much.
A: I like it too! I just think it looks a little...Treky.
M: Do you like how I turned your top question back into ME ME ME? I'm fun.
A: Actually, I take it back. It reminds me of my favorite color block Boden dress which is crazy flattering.
M: Everything is a little futuristic right now:
 |
| 'Waterfall Twirl' Knit Fit & Flare Dress |
A: Wheee:
 |
| Armani Collezioni Metallic Jersey Fit & Flare Dress |
M: She’s like The Terminator! Now I want both of these, the end:
 |
| Vince Camuto Stretch Fit & Flare Dress |
 |
| Vince Camuto Crepe A-Line Dress |
A: I hope The Terminator doesn't mind wearing full-body Spanx.
M: The future is exhausting. Where's my hoverboard?
A: Where's my house cleaning robot? That's all I care about.
M: I hope my robot looks like Scott Eastwood.
A: Good luck with that.
OMG, you are so not kidding about that dress from Old Navy. TERRIBLE. I ended up getting a striped one from the Gap that is much better. I wish it were a little longer but otherwise it's pretty good.
ReplyDelete