M: Also this girl is SO "don tounch my carnigan swedder."
A: I WASN'T TOUNCHING.
M: Do you know I actually called it a carnigan in real life? To someone's face?
A: That seems totally reasonable.
A: I don't see a cashmere dress? But I can't do that anyway.
A: Wait! Now I see it. Newp.
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| Everlane Cashmere Swedder Dress |
M: Even cashmere is too itchy for your delicate self?
A: It might as well be a hair shirt. I need a full layer between my delicate princess skin and any kind of animal fiber.
M: Heh.
A: Since we're talking about carnigans, I do really want this:
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| Everlane Cashmere Carnigan |
M: My Everlane cardigan has sleeves that are just enough too short that it bugs me, so I am skeptical of the sleeves always being pushed up on this one.
A: This is where my t-rex arms come in handy!
I will not tounch your carnigans.
ReplyDeleteBut you guys. The waists on those light-wash jeans.
Have you no sense of decency, sirs? Have you, at long last, no sense of decency?
I'm convinced that Everlane hates it's models.
DeleteTo quote Michael Kors from Project Runway "that crotch is insane!"
DeleteYay carnigans and crotches!
ReplyDeleteYay carnigans and crotches!
ReplyDeleteYay carnigans and crotches!
ReplyDeleteI cannot wear hair shirts either and with my daughter being allergic to lanolin, wool, cashmere, angora...We are boring and cotton. But cozy! The jeans make me shudder.
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