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M: I need a couple of long sleeve t-shirts. This is my ideal:
T by Alexander Wang Classic Long sleeve Tee |
M: It's perfect. The scoop neck, fitted through the arms and shoulders, swingy at the bottom but not too voluminous. ALSO ONE HUNNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS. Help.
A: SAY WHAT NOW? Have you tried the Everlane Ryan long-sleeved tee? It's not swingy, but it's only $30.
M: Hmmm I haven't. I want something that won't cling to my...lumps.
A: I swear, finding the perfect t-shirt is nearly impossible.
M: I KNOW.
A: Just for funsies I checked Anthropologie. This is listed under "everyday basic tees" for real:
lagoon linen tee |
M: …
A: No?
M: I refuse.
A: Madewell has a few possibilities:
Madwell Anthem tee |
Madewell songbook dolman tee |
M: God Madewell has my NUMBER this fall.
A: I love this dress in all it's super-plainness:
Madewell gallerist dress |
M: That's a good one. I ordered this because clearly what I need is another olive green coat for my collection:
madewell et sézane® beckett hooded jacket |
A: I love that! Leather trim! Be still my heart.
M: See? TOTALLY different than the three olive jackets and one vest that I already have.
A: Well, now you have a little family. A little olive jacket family.
M: We are very happy together.
A: How many pairs of boots is a family and how many is too many pairs?
M: Well that's a trick question.
A: I mean, is what I have a family or, like, a commune?
M: Maybe a friendly cult.
A: My Kool-Aid is a white wine spritzer.
M: Oooh I'll take one.
A: Cheers!
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