A: The selling point on these lady cargo shorts? THEY WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT MARSUPIAL. Good luck with that, Banana.
M: 100% FUPA approved.
A: You can hang other gear from the belt loops! Perfect for your crimping iron and your banana clip.
M: I can't get over the WALLABY. Is luring animals to sleep in your shorts a desirable thing? I need a drink.
A: Did you read the copy on the scarf? "A torso wrap to attract admiring glances." Uh. Thanks for the sexual harassment scarf, BANANA.
M: Listen, using the word torso straight up makes you sound like Buffalo Bill.
A: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE COTTON CANVAS AND LEATHER HAVERSACK.
M: Haversack sounds unwholesome.
A: Here. Here is some wholesome for you on the next page:
M: Can be worn on belt.
A: Why would you not do that? Strap it around the waist of your Sister-Wife Trekking Jumper!
M: Then go have some oysters at the Ritz. WHY NOT.
A: And… scene.
1) I had those shorts. PREDICTABLE RESULTS, but I loved them.
ReplyDelete2) I was going to say sister-wife!! And but then you did it first.
3) Torso, haversack, sexual-harassment scarf -- you guys are GOLD today!
Best! Thank you. :)
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