Topshop Unique 'Maida' pants |
M: Right! I need some skinny black pants. DO NOT LET ME BUY ANY MORE BLACK JEANS unless my current ones get too big okay okay
A: Like, those could be work-appropriate for me. I'm worried about that super high waist, though. I mean there's high waist and then there's hitching it up to your boob line.
M: I am allllll for it.
A: So, back when I was riding horses I bought breeches that came in a very traditional rise. It was...unflattering to say the least.
M: If done right they are like Spanx.
A: Yeah, those breeches had the opposite effect.
A: I want these maybe:
Zara Powerstretch Biker Jeans |
I don't know what "Powerstretch" is but I like the sound of it.
M: FUPA City, population: You?
A: Dammit.
M: Power Stretch sounds like a Tracy Anderson DVD.
A: I hate her so much. SO MUCH.
M: Hee.
And I am short-waisted (seriously, there's like half an inch between my hipbone and my bottom rib), so anything above a "low rise" is pretty much a high rise for me. I would look like Kiki Dunst in Fargo in those ... :-(
ReplyDeleteMe too. It's not a good look on short ladies. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find pants with a reasonable rise.
DeleteI am pretty sure I have the Zara power stretch in black. They are super cute and comfy! However, after wearing them for practically 3 weeks straight, the seams are beginning to come a bit loose. Otherwise, a good purchase!
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