Are You Filled With Rage?

A: If not, this should do it:

source: The Sartorialist

M: Well this is no way to start off the year.

A: He is...a professional photographer? And just...did that. 

M: It looks like it was taken with a flip phone.

A: It looks like it was taken with one of these:

M: V. avant garde. 

M: DID U KNOW THIS THING TAKES PICTURES?

A: Or...

M: That's adorable.

A: Perfect for taking completely out-of-focus photos for your professional photography blog. Thankfully, he got his shit together long enough to grace us with this mess:

Source: The Sartorialist

M: I just laughed like Muttley.

A: Do these pants make my aura look big?

M: The pants distract from the under-boob shirt.

A: Is that a shirt? Or did she just repurpose a muppet caplet? And is her coat pulled back or are those sleeves? GOD STOP IT HIPSTERS.

M: This is exhausting. I've taken to my bed.

A: Wait, before you go, I took this outfit pic the other day and my thumb is in the shot a little bit? I'm sure it's fine to use though, right? They'll never notice the difference.

M: I AM TIRED.

A: I WAS JUST ASKING.

A: So...no?