A: I nominate Garance's new fiancé as our cute guy this week.
M: He is suuuuuuper fine.
A: AND SO TALLLLLL.
M: She gets to wear all her high heels!
A: He can feed his own meters!
M: Reach the tippy top shelf!
A: I am so HAPPY for her!
M: Me too. She seems much happier.
A: Beats the shit out of this:
What an upgrade. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteYes, based on cute puppy face vs. hostile bitter man face alone!
ReplyDeleteHe even has a neck.
ReplyDeleteDying.
ReplyDeleteHe's a jazz singer! Love it, and I love his crazy awesome hair.
ReplyDeleteHurray and congratulations! Not only he's taller, more handsome, has more style and is cooler than Shobbit, but Garance finally looks happy and relaxed ever since her life became Shobbit-free. And there are no more posts about someone telling her what to eat for breakfast in order not to gain weight. The cheek of the self important munchkin!
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