M: I have a lot of questions:
A: How does. Where do you. But they. Why. WHY. WHYYYYY.
M: I am legit baffled.
A: WHO WOULD THAT LOOK GOOD ON.
A: This one would be hilarious on me:
M: I think they forgot how to bra.
M: I mean:
M: I do commend them for giving work to nipple-less underwear models:
M: I don't think they are selling this as sexy limited use lingerie! I think they are like, this is a reasonable and supportive thing to wear!
A: It comes with a "matching g-string with a peekaboo front" because apparently All Your Junk Is Hanging Out is the thing now.
M: NO THANK YOU.
A: YOU STARTED IT.
M: I HAVE REGRETS.
A: I hope you're happy.
M: I’m really not.
A: Want to come over and drink gin in a ditch with me?
M: Let me grab a sweater.
A: *high five*
These look like something a not-particularly-well-informed 13-year-old boy would sketch on lined notebook paper in the back of U.S. Government class while his buddies elbow each other and snicker and make the girls nearby uncomfortable.
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where have their nipples gone? were they cold and went to look for warmer locales?
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