M: Did YOU know Johnny Depp wears prosthetic teeth in all his movies because his actual teeth are rotten and disgusting? I just broke up with him.
A: WUT. This is very depressing but I’m not actually surprised.
M: I can’t ever go back.
A: 😳 Heavy drug use? Or is he just disgusting? Or both?
M: He apparently never does anything to his teeth. No dentist ever. His breath must be atrocious.
A: REVOLTING.
M: She is literally trying to escape.
A: Poor super moddle.
M: Well, maybe not poor. She’s made her choice.
A: Heh. The choice to hold her breath forever. 😶
M: So gross.
Between Trump and Johnny Depp's teeth, I've lost hope in humanity.
ReplyDeleteHe's never done much for me and now that I know this I'm completely repulsed by him.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't surprise me. He's good looking yes, but I always get the impression that he smells. Come on, he had to wear prosthetic teeth to play a PIRATE? His real teeth were too disgusting to even play a pirate. bahahaha! **BLECH!!**
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaa!
DeleteI wish I'd never met you guys
ReplyDeleteThese are photoshopped, y'all.
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