Not Really Beauty Reviews So Much.

M: After the ads for it literally following all over the internet, I broke down and bought Glossier's Generation G lip crap and dammit I love it. I ALSO broke down and bought the TERRIBLY NAMED Rich Kid Coconut Oil Gel and DAMMIT I LOVE IT TOO.

A: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE. Pls hold.

M: The SMUG GEL says it gives you those slept in French girl who doesn't brush her hair and looks perfect waves and it KIND OF DID.

A: Ugh. Stupid rich kids with their perfect hair products. IDK about coconut oil in my hair, though. Remember what happened last time?

M: Oh trust me when I say this hair product is Not For You.

A: It would make me look like I'd dunked my hair in a vat of frying oil which is not very French Girl Magic.

A: Is this the lip stuff?

M: Yup, that's it, I'm wearing Crush.

A: I want! Also, I have recently discovered that if I put on my It Cosmetics concealer with the Beauty Blender it looks REALLY good and stays longer. So, that stupid thing has a good purpose.

M: Oh good to know. I think I have one...somewhere.

A: Um, pretty sure you gave it to me.

M: Hahaha.

A: So hey, thanks for the Beauty Blender!

M: You're welcome!

A: Tell me more about the Glossier stuff.

M: It's just good. Totally matte but not drying. If you want matte (I do), it's pretty legit.

A: PS. This Method body wash is super cheap and smells amazing:

M: Nice! I love Method.

A: SMUG GEL. Heh.

M: THE SMUGGEST.

A: NOT FOR YOU, FINE HAIRS.

M: Only slum hairs for you.

A: Derelicte!