M: Pants?
A: What. The. What.
M: Fashion.
A: No. No thank you, I’m good.
M: These literally look like a halloween costume.
A: Sometimes you need $500 pants to make your Office Under The Sea costume super perfect?
M: The rear view is really something. That model is pissed.
A: Actually, she looks like the tallest Oompa Loompa.
M: That Oompa Loompa hates life.
A: $500 and her costume sucks. She's not even orange.
Reminds me of that iconic Bowie photograph in similar stripey pants
ReplyDeleteI like how the description tries to imply that there's "subtle volume" lol
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