The Ancient Monk Creme Verdict Is In!

M: The monk cream. I love it.

A: Oh! AWESOME. What’s it doing?

M: You literally use a pea size so I get the expense. Super concentrated. Kind of waxy?

M: Melts into your skin.

A: Can you feel the tiny monk hands working?

M: It's just...good. Soothing. Moisturizing. Makes my skin happy.

A: It comes with tiny monk hands to apply it, yes?

M: It's like monks are patting it on my face yes.

A: Or, like, an actual monk?

M: With hands the size of quarters.

A: That seems right. Damn, I should’ve gotten a sample.

M: 

A: HEE

M: It seems to kind of fill in my pores?

A: Hmm. That could go either way.

M: You melt a TINY amount by tapping it between your fingers then tap it on.

M: I mean not literally.

M: But my makeup goes on smoother.

M: I use it under my eyes too.

A: Ooh, STOP MAKING ME WANT IT.

M: Sorrrry

M: Paula prob disapproves.

A: Oh, I have opinions about that one.

M: I don't know if it's a MIRACLE but it's really nice. And so dense it feels like you're paying for stuff not water.

A: That’s always nice. I used to love that Bobbi Brown balm moisturizer for the same reason.

M: This is WAY denser.

M: It's weird. I didn't think I would like it.

M: It's almost a solid.

A: Well, you have the little hands to help.

M: pat pat pat

M: Like little butterfly wings.

A: Someone is going to email me and be all, “Mine didn’t come with little hands?”

A: pat pat pat

M: Hm yours is prob fake sorry.

M: My fine print says *comes with tiny monk.

A: Well, there you go.

M: Legit

A: 👋👋👋👋👋

M: Monastery fresh.

A: Who doesn't trust a monk?

M: I picture Friar Tuck from Robin Hood. The animated one.

M: Just making monk cream.

M: Ew

A: Ha! Me too

A: 

M: High on his own supply

A: Ain't supposed to drink it, sir.

M: But just look at those paws.

A: pat pat pat

M: So smooth.

M: Is he a badger?

A: I thought he was a bear?

M: No the bear is Little John.

M: I vote badger.

A: Oh, you're right!

A: Google says so.

M: I know my animal church people.

A: I just snorted.

M:  pat pat pat

A: I apologize for doubting you.

A: pat pat pat

M: Anyway, monk cream verdict: 👍👍

A: Yay, I’m glad to hear it.