A: I have closed out, like, six online shopping cart windows today.
M: Yeah just 🙅
A: The deals are so good but I don’t NEED any of it.
M: Nope.
A: I have to keep reminding myself that I’m actually trying to get rid of stuff, not get more stuff.
M: Right and no, no you don't need sequined joggers, you really don't.
A: Shit. I do, though.
M: I do too.
A: Why. For where.
M: For...a Christmas party...?
A: A Christmas party I throw myself. Just me and the bourbon and the cookies.
M: And your fancy, fancy sweatpants.
A: I love this idea.
M: Pair with your favorite gin sweater and Uggs!
M: Party on.
A: But seriously, where do I get sequined joggers.
M: Better question is where DON'T you.
A: HOLY shit:
M: So many.
M: But Shana is to blame.
A: Those are so cute on her.
A: I want the Target pair. Who am I?
M: That Target pair will make you cry like it's Election night.
A: Too soon, Marianne.
M: 😭😭😭
A: Do you think I can wear sequined joggers to work?
M: "Work"
A: So, no.
A: I can just seriously think of MANY ways sequined joggers can fit into my everyday wardrobe: Lounge. Party lounge. Pre-gym. Post-gym. Pre-race. Post-race. Podium pics. Liquor store run. Target run. They just make everything fancier.
M: Pre-lounge.
A: Yes.
A: Actually, probably not for Lounge because sequins aren’t comfortable.
M: Chafe city.
A: So festive, so poke-y.
…Later…
M: I leave for Mexico soon!
A: Mexico? How did I not know about this?
M: Chris's best friend’s wedding.
A: Oh, how nice to be able to get away!
M: I'm looking forward to it.
A: Yay. What are you going to wear to the wedding?
M: No idea. A sack.
A: SEQUINED JOGGERS.
M: Duh
A: If not in Mexico, where.
M: Sand + sequins
A: ✨✨✨✨✨✨
I had this same conversation with myself this year... and last year. And then my sister showed up last week with a pair of not-too-tight silver sequined skinny pant/leggings for my daughter and I wished they came in my size and now I'm having the conversation again. We don't need sequin joggers but dammit if they don't look amazing!
ReplyDeleteI honestly feel like they'd make everything a little better. A little fancier. More disco.
DeleteSo funny and so true for most of us! 😐
ReplyDeleteYou two are the disco ball of blogging. YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE!11!!!11!!!
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DeleteI just found these pants on the clearance rack at Kohls for 6 bucks lol! I was walking by and they caught my eye. They were 90% off of $60. My husband said they were ugly but I just couldn't pass them up. I have absolutely nowhere to wear them to but I had to have them. I was just googling to find out how these are worn and I saw this forum.
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