BUY THIS (So We Don't Have To): Crazy Shoes.

You guuuuuys. J.Crew has a great sale going on right now and some of the best crazy shoes are on sale and I can't have them. Like, these mary janes are my heart but I can't handle the heel height:

Aren't they beautiful? They are an extra 40% off the sale price! Same deal with these crazy snakeskin boots:

Only, they're an extra 50% off the sale price! They're not for everyone but if I could walk in heels like that they'd already be mine.

On a final (and more practical) note, would you please buy these chelsea rain boots?

They are SO CUTE and only $39!! Edit: More sizes have been added! Yesterday they only had size 7.

Run! Get the crazy shoes!