The Spirit of Hot Dude Christmas, Part Two.

(Part One is here.)

A: I can’t stop thinking about this movie. He was a ghost. He was dead.

M: He was earthworm food.

A: Right. You don’t get to un-ghost.

M: It's not a CHOICE.

A: You are DEAD, DUDE. Your body is no more.

M: You know what? I think I'd like to be not dead.

A: I am tired of being a rotting corpse. I shall undo.

M: I think it would be fun to live to bone in the 21st century.

A: Apparently that’s tote possible.

A: The magic of Chrimmus and all.

M: Chrimmus boneing.

A: You just have to really want it.

M: I need you to watch this movie.

M: Sorry

M: It's on Netflix.

A: Okay, I will do this for you.

M: Thank you

*Later*

A: He's most definitely immediately dead.

M: Straight away.

A: Karen's name is Kate, btw.

M: Kate, Karen, whatever.

A: Karen staying alone in this inn is totally contrived.

M: She's a property appraiser.

Why

Is

She

Staying

Overnight

A: She's actually a lawyer, so, even dumber.

M: I was pretty fuzzy on the details.

A: Hot ghost is rull hot.

A: And so cranky.

M: Sooooo cranky.

A: Still zero reason for her to stay there.

M: None reason.

A: And she's been there for days!

M: TWELVE DAYS IN THE END

A: I have to say, his high-and-tight, jaunty vest, and penchant for mixing vintage cocktails makes him more of a hot hipster ghost than old timey ghost.



M: Oh 100%

A: OMG, the convo with the caretaker about how he can't get with Karen because of his "circumstances.” DUDE YOU ARE DEAD.

M: Circumstances being no body.

A: Oop, Karen just unghosted him with her magical Christmas kiss. ✨

A: Oop, his cranky ghost gf is all, "okay, I guess."



M: Sorry dead girl I have a live girl now.

A: I watched that entire movie.

M: Yeah you did.

A: He was super hot.

M: Insanely hot even with a dubious haircut.

A: I enjoyed the completely gratuitous shirtless scene.

M: And the random bar tending.

A: That was...odd.

M: It was all written in a fever dream.

A: DED GHOST MIXOLOGIST.

M: Hipster af.

A: Ghost gf was rolling her eyes.

M: She sees how it is.

M: She knows where his beard is waxed.

A: Heh

A: Just so we're clear, not watching any of your recs ever again.

M: What is wrong with you.

A: There was a side plot where his dead gf married his brother because she was pregnant. Or something.

M: It's not important!

A: Goddammit

M: I thought for sure she would end up with his identical great great grandson.

M: After he passed on.

A: Oh! THAT would be a plot twist.

M: All that time spent on the baby that turned out to be his.

M: Like he is gone then identical baby shows up to love her.

M: I should write this shit

A: Marianne. Nobody should write this shit.

M: Except me

M: Thomas Ernest Marius Beaudoin

M: Marianne Ernest Marius Beaudoin

A: Girl, stop

M: Be cool

A: BUT SERIOUSLY

M: HIPSTER GHOST WITH A REAL BODY

M: GETS UNDED

A: If Karen wants to bone hipster undead, fine with me.

A: Lort, it's so dumb.

M: I want to meet the people behind it all.

A: Haaa

M: All gold.

A: This movie is a gift.

M: Told you.