A: Someone is hiring:
M: Tempting.
A: I'm sure he's delightful to underlings.
M:
M: Adrien.
M: Everything feels so right.
A: Oh shit.
M: BOSS BABY
M: IN A TINY SUIT
M: IT'S ALL HAPPENING
A: How is this only now clicking?
M: What took us so long?!
A: FULL OF SHAME
M: CAMILLA!
A: AHahaaaaaa *sob*
M: CAMILLA! TOP! SHELF!
M: I swear to fuck it's modeled after him.
A: There is NO WAY it isn't.
M: "Would you like to be on my street style blog?"
A: I AM DYING
M: Please shop this with the pic of him and the tiny wine glass pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee
M: "You have...athletic thighs."
M: I'll stop.
M: It's hard but I'll stop.
A: ONG
A: OMG
M: ONG
A: OH NOT GOOD?
M: I 'm just saying onnnnnnng.
M: Idk
M: My brain broke a while back.
M: ONGGGG
M: Boss baby.
A: ITS REAL APROPOSSSSZZZ
M: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
A: AMAZING
A: It's like our old Sartorial Zoo Tumblr!
M: It's perfect.
A: 💯💯💯
This is perfection!
ReplyDeleteI've re-read this several times for multi-day giggles.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, he's caught himself a new victim to criticize and starve (but who'll feel obligated to wax lyrical about his photos and 'style'). These two are engaged, apparently:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7G1MYA2ba/
Also, LOLz: https://www.instagram.com/p/BMVMZdJBChL/
Literally LOLing!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI missed Shobbit series so much! Thank you, guys!
ReplyDeletePS Why doesn't the add say that it is an absolute must to weigh below 100 lbs?