M: 😍
M: Want
M: I am actually thinking about painting the buckles of my blue ones gold now.
A: I LOVE THEM SO HARD. Soft footbed is rull nice.
M: Yesss
A: I maybe could’ve gone with narrow, but I think they fit the way they're supposed to.
M: They look like they fit.
M: Mine are a touch wide too but it works.
A: They fit, it's just a lot ‘o sandal.
M: Aggressive German comfort.
A: Exactly!
M: 🇩🇪
A: Thank you, Germany.
A: Also, everything I ordered from Old Navy is total garbage and it’s all getting returned.
M: Yeah a friend of mine just got a bunch of Old Navy stuff and said not one thing was good.
A: Just thin and flimsy and ill-fitting. I don't know why I'm even remotely surprised.
M: It's an off year for them. And weirdly an on year for Gap.
A: I'm wearing my blue Gap blouse today. Pretty sure everyone can see my boobs.
M: Eh, it's Friday. Have some boobs.
A: They ain't bad, really.
M: Boobs!
A: HERE THEY ARE! AND TASSELS.
M: I wish Madewell did birthday discounts.
A: Madewell does do a birthday thing. Are you an Insider? They sent me a $25 GC.
M: Aha I AM an insider! I want that! My birthday is in 10 days, give it up Madewell.
A: Whatchoo want from Madewell?
M: I want a nice straw hat. All of mine are made of paper?
M: I also need new denim shorts because mine are disintegrating:
M: And well this, because you know:
A: Those shorts! So perfect. And the dress. So striped.
M: My favorite Pilcro shorts are seriously going to dissolve or something. It's precarious. Those look distressed but a little more sturdy.
A: I wore my favorite Old Navy shorts over the weekend and they are disintegrating rapidly. They're also shorter than I remember them being last summer.
M: Dammit, clothes.
A: I know. Always clothes.
M: Do I need that striped Madewell dress? Probably not right? It's probably going to be an unflattering sack.
M: They sent me my $25 off.
A: I just looked at all the pics - def a sack.
M: Shorts and hat ordered!
A: I'm super invested in the Madewell shorts.
M: I hope they are good.
A: I feel like a SWF jerk wanting to buy everything you like but I neeeeeed cutoff shorts.
M: Haha it's okay!
A: At least we don't live in the same town, I guess.
M: It's really fine.
A: Kate and I often end up dressed alike. She just bought black Gizehs at my urging.
M: I totally want your Arizonas.
A: SO OBSESSED with them. It's contrary and makes no sense.
M: I’m a hoarder who shops too much.
A: Heeee, dang.
M: I love your girls and want some!
A: They are the best. Still breaking them in.
M: Girls = Birks
A: You can't have my boobs.
M: Boobs!
You're so right - every current dress from Old Navy is crap!! I ordered 8 dresses thinking that at least half would be good Summer staples. Nope. They're all going back.
ReplyDeleteSo disappointing, right? I can usually count on ON for a few good summer dresses.
DeleteBirkenstocks remind me of the tale of the Emperor who wore no clothes. I know that they are on trend, and no doubt comfy, but am I really the only one that thinks they are super fug?
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