M: So, this.
A: Topshop is punking us.
M: Right? Right.
A: I mean, at this point they're just sitting around getting high and making shit up.
M: Honestly, it sounds pretty fun. "Let's sew a SHEER SKIRT INTO THE WAIST! KNEE WINDOWS! CHIMPS AND DIMP!"
A: O CRAMP YOO GUYS. WE GOTTA DO NEW DESIGNS!
M: Quick, somebody make a Drunk Topshop tumblr.
A: It exists. It's called the Topshop tumblr.
M: Uh oh, don't check Kim France's phone case post.
A: Too late. The all-caps comment is mine.
M: Haha I didn't get to the bottom yet.
A: That case is $120!
M: I tried to stop you.
A: Where were you first thing this morning?
M: sooooorrrrry
A: Anyway, I knew several goth girls at art school that totally would've worn those jeans. Being a modern vampire was very in back in the 90s.
M: Oh sure. But they would just pull a tattered petticoat over their faded black jeans.
M: It would be AUTHENTIC modern vampire.
A: Yeah, true. The blue mom jeans are throwing me off.
A: I, um, worked in a vintage clothing shop in college and don't even want to tell you some of the things I marched around wearing.
M: Very Pretty In Pink I imagine.
A: Not quite that bad. Or maybe worse? Is Grunge Flapper a thing?
M: Well, it is now.
A: I did it best.
I think actually that's a tissue for the jeans. Which will clearly cry copious tears of embarassment when someone buys that and wears it outside the house. Nope, she ain't peeing. It's the crying pants.
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