We Discuss: Fall Things That Torture.

A: Goddamn you, Everlane.

M:  NOPE I ALREADY HAVE A TRANSPORT TOTE GET AWAY SATAN

A: aajkshdgkuwhgeiugBKJSDBFVKLIRW:L

M: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

A: SHHHHHHHH.

M: But seriously, I got a burgundy Transport Tote off eBay a year or two back for $100 and it is great.

A: I really love this one:

M: Yeah I like that but I think I prefer no zipper. BUT ALSO IT IS OKAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LEATHER TOTE BAG.

A: It's not a priority! Honestly, I have three of the same damn hobo and I love them. I'm just going to repeat that over and over.

M: There you go. I keep thinking about selling my transport tote but it's very handy for business travel.

A: Keep it! You’ll be sorry if you sell it.

M: WELL FUCK:

A: OH COME ON, MADEWELL.

M: Me: No one actually needs a leather tote.  Also Me: I will sell half of my belongings to own that pink leather tote.

A: I saw the blush color and it seriously has your name all over it.

M: I haven't been too enthused about fall clothes but Madewell just tapped into my frontal lobe.

A: Heh.

M: HALP:

A: I was made of stone until I got to those trousers. I want more loose pants!

A: Wait, I love the jeans too.

M: I want that whole damn outfit, but I also want the figure to wear it.

A: Stop that! You'd look adorable in all of that.

M: I hate yet to find a denim jacket that looks good on me.

A: Denim jackets are HARD. I have a coated version and struggle with it.

M: Maybe this will be the fall that I find one that works for me. I TRY EVERY FALL.

A: My issue with denim jackets is similar to your issue with olive boots. If I'm wearing jeans, I can't wear the jacket or I feel like Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake in full Texas Tuxedo.

M: Gaaaaaaah:

A: Madewell is torturing you. This is deeply unfair.

M: It hurts me.

A: Those earrings will go on sale. You can have those, honey.

M: I wants allllll of it.