M: I’m about to take off for a work trip but there's a lady on the plane with this perfect longish destroyed denim jacket that I want to steal from her body
A: Oooh. Take a stealth pic if you can
M: She's seated behind me now
A: Boo
M: She also has a big rock and Louis Vuitton so it's probably Vetements or something horribly expensive
A: I had not heard of Vetements and I just googled and now I'm gasping in horror
M: Oh gurlllllll
A: The basic tee is $175?
M: It is WILDLY expensive
M: Also:
A: WHAT EVEN. HER FACE.
M: Taking off!
A: Byeeee
M: Wait:
A: Haaaaaaahaha
M: Two thousand dollars
A: I can't
M: Hers is more like this:
A: Maybe this?
M: Hm, that's close.
M: Okay for real on the runway byeeee
A: Byeeee
That coat is sleeping bag chic.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that coat. Makes me think of Mugatu's derelicte line. The perfect coat for the homeless person with $4000 to burn...
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