M: Misery crop indeed.
A: What the actual fuck
M: Sold out, sorry
A: But seriously, if cold stomach jackets becomes a thing I quit
M: I think at that point I officially embrace old age
M: Eileen Fisher would never do that to us
A: She's a good egg who understands our needs
M: How about a down blanket that goes to your ankles. Yes?
A: Yes! Sign me up.
A: Cinch it in the middle for some vague lady shape and I'm good to go.
M: You basically just described my new coat
A: Which is nearly sold out, btw
M: Duh
M: Also pretty sure Ashley Williams is a plus sized model? Why is she so mean?
A: She hates fun
M: She’s probably actually Ted Cruz
A: He seems like the kind of guy who'd green-light that jacket
M: 1000%
This is so unacceptable. SO unacceptable. I reject its existence.
ReplyDeleteIT IS SOLD OUT. Which means people actually purchased it.
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