BUY THIS (So We Don't Have To): TJ Maxx is Sparking Crazy Joy.

TJ Maxx is so refreshing right now! There is a bunch of TRULY RIDICULOUS stuff on the site right now that is making me really happy. I mean, listen, even if I were a wealthy person I'd still be living in a van down by the river because I'd have spent all my money on delightful and absurd animal-shaped bags. Like this crab and this panda bear. I would be so happy in my van, you guys. Like, who doesn't want a bejeweled owl clutch? Nobody, that's who.

Okay, I'm going to focus now. Just for you I have scrabbled all through the TJ Maxx website to find the delightful things among the weird and WTF. Let's do this:

This Milly dress isn't inexpensive, but isn't it pretty?

Wear these with the Milly dress. Or with anything, really.

You're over your winter coats but still need a coat. This is your perfect spring coat.

This parrot clutch sparks crazy joy. I mean, come on. 

Rag & Bone! This is how you update your denim right here. 

You definitely need this kimono for swanning about or maybe for the pool.

A really nice leather dupe of the Rebecca Minkoff Julian backpack.

I love the bright color + chiffon layers thing here. Floaty! 

Marianne says we can totally pull off a romper, y'all.

Silver sandals! Spring is coming! I promise! 

Okay, I don't know what the hell this is but I do know I love it.