We Discuss: The Hatefulness of Winter.

M: 
January 31st:
The only "color" I wear is olive green. 
I wear some combination of the same seven things over and over again. 
I contemplate taking a nap in my puffer coat.
I might as well extend this no-buy into March. 

February 1st:
IS IT SPRING YET.
I HAVE AN IDEA: FLORALS FOR SPRING!
I SHOULD GO SHAVE MY LEGS.
IS IT TOO EARLY TO BUY THESE SEVEN DRESSES FROM NEED SUPPLY?

M: UGH I HATE WINTER. 

A: So, we're coping well, are we? 

M: Yes just swimmingly I just ordered four dresses nothing to see here.

A: HOORAY SPRING HAS SPRUNG. 

M: In my defense I have to go to Phoenix in two weeks and need to look cute and it’s 86 there? Sigh. 

A: Which four?

M: Nolita, Melu, Sicily, Lydia. One is final sale which is ALWAYS a mistake. I’ll never learn. 

A: I was hoist by my own petard and bought a few things from the Loft sale including satin cargo pants lol wtf 

M: Satin cargo pants!!!

A: I know. I also got the gin carnigan and this kimono thingy.

M: That reminds me some of that Loft stuff looked cute THROW A NET OVER ME

A: Heh.