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M: I was so ready to want to buy their stupid underwear.
A: I was sure they’d do something interesting but…no.
M: I think the bras make me even angrier.
A: THEY ARE NOT EVEN REAL BRAS
M: I thought they would at least do something that doesn't look like you buy your underwear at a natural food store.
A: Next we’ll all be eating carob.
M: I kind of like carob. I don't want to talk about it.
A: Hippie chocolate
M: I SAID
A: My mom used to put wheat germ on my cereal.
M: Mmmmm
A: Jesus
M: Mine made lentil loaf and bulgar wheat gravy.
A: CHANGE OF SUBJECT
A: I just read the comments on Everlane's IG post about the odd new underwear launch and now I need a stiff drink.
M: Haaaaaaaaaa
A: "Are they period friendly?"
A: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
A: Like, are they so boring you won't care if you bleed on them? Then yes.
M: Technically everything is accepting of your period.
A: Correct
A: Related: I bought yer Aerie pannies.
M: Yasss
A: They just shipped. 7 for $29!
M: Awesome
M: I feel compelled to buy more.
A: I just want to have a drawer full of wearable unders.
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A: I got my Aerie order last night!
M: Pannies!
A: PANNIES!
A: My favorite by far are the seamless boybrief:
A: I got two pairs of them and they’re so comfy and slightly weird.
M: Haha just like I like em.
A: They have this open pattern on the sides that makes you feel like you’re poking holes in them when you put them on, but they’re basically perfect and cute.
M: Awesome
M: I think I need like seven more pairs.
A: You do. I also got these which are actually florescent orange 😬 but I still like them a lot:
A: This pair is also a favorite and they’re cotton:
M: Well there's your cotton underwear people.
A: Exactly
A: But it’s really nice to have a drawer full of underwear I can actually wear.
M: It's the best!
A: Who knew that was a thing? Doesn’t everyone have an underwear drawer full of sad old things that don’t fit correctly?
M: Throwing all that out felt so good, even newer stuff that just wasn't right.
A: I need to do another sweep get rid of everything that doesn't fit me.
M: Throw it awaaaaaaay:
A: CRYING
Everlane is so up its own butt. I'm so tired of the whole song and dance.
ReplyDeleteThe Everlane underwear line....meh. But I'm very tempted to copy you guys and buy a ton of these Aerie undies and throw out my whole drawer full of stuff that doesn't fit!
ReplyDeleteI like those Aerie cotton ones with the lace waist when they're new, but after a few months the laces rips and they start to feel ratty.
ReplyDeleteOk, ok, you convinced me. I just bought 10 pairs in the 10 for $35 sale and then another 2 pairs to qualify for free shipping. I really hope these undies change my life.
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