A: I am breathless.
M: I'm impressed you could read that whole thing.
M: Not that you can't read, but it's just insufferable.
A: I was virtually eating popcorn waiting for the next incredibly ridiculous thing.
M: "That's sugar!"
A: Shhhh, I'm meditating on my $2,600 amethyst-infused BioMat.
"If I’m teaching an early Class—I am a big fan of morning workouts before eating—I take 100 milligrams of L-carnitine, a type of amino acid. I take it on an empty stomach before working out. It transports fatty acids into the mitochondria so they can be used as fuel."
A: Oh. Of course it does.
M: I missed the part where she is a chemist.
A: I mean, she's busybusybusy. She just forgot to mention it.
M: "THAT'S SUGAR!"
A: Hahahhaaa
A: I wanted to see what this CLASS business was all about. Apparently it's just jumping up and down in a studio.
"This Class invites students to witness their resistance to discomfort."
M: Oh my god this is like The Emperor's New Clothes of exercise.
A: First rule of the Class, do not question the Class.
A: I am cracking up reading the class descriptions. One of them sounds like you just stretch and sit quietly for 20 minutes? That will be $35, please.
M: I swear if you're skinny and rich people will pay you money for anything.
A: It is certainly very GOOP
M: THAT’S SUGAR
There are no words...thank you for sharing this gem.
ReplyDeleteInspiring.
ReplyDeleteI stopped when she said, "I ask my girls [who look to be 4 and 6] to get dressed and then I meditate." Because of course her children go and get dressed all by themselves in perfect outfits. Mmmm, a raw pumpkin and chia seed smoothie! Yes, please!
ReplyDeleteHa! That got me too!!
DeleteI. Just. Can't.
ReplyDeleteI’ll bet her *real* morning routine is a microwave hot pocket and Keurig coffee with hazelnut flavored creamer, checking email on her phone while her kids eat bowls of Lucky Charms in front of the TV.
ReplyDeleteYES!
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